Turn On The Bright Lights

- Cuz I'm scared of the huge rats scampering at the void deck of my flat. Fuck the upgrading work, give me a dust-free, mud-free, rat-free place to live pleeeeease......

- Latest gaffe from my 160-year-old newspaper: "Oasis bassist Andy Bell, former lead singer of Erasure."

- Although, I must say, it's a pretty cool idea to find the people in those old memorable photos.

- IOC Session = overblown AGM

- Where is she?